Won! A bottle of Templeton Rye!
The American prohibition can best be summed up in Al Capone’s words: “When I sell liquor, it’s called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality.” Luckily, the only thing that is dry in Beijing is its winter, and to prove the point Capone’s whiskey of choice, Templeton Rye, is finally hitting the town. Plus, Agenda’s got one bottle of Templeton Rye, courtesy of Dxcel, sitting here waiting to go home with one lucky reader.
All you have to do is tell us – if you were to steal Al Capone’s best girl, which line would you use?
The lucky winner will be chosen on August 10 by a panel of editors.






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I would say to the girl, “I am Capone’s accountant. I am sending him to jail with hard evidence of Tax Evasion. Come with me, and help me spend the cash.”
I’d try: “Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform?”
Go with the obvious: “Isn’t it about time you were with a guy who isn’t going to die in jail of syphilis?”
I would go with my” Templeton Rye” s older way refined
I would go with my” Templeton Rye” is older and way more refined
” My Templeton Rye is older than his”
”MY TEMPLETON RYE IS OLDER ” than his.
I like Charlie’s a lot but I might go with:
How bout some flowers for Valentines day doll face?
(yeah… lame, obscure reference)
And our lucky winner is…. Grace Su! Scott, you were a close second, but alas, Agenda is run by a team of gals who love to shop!